Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

Rule 2

You do not talk about Rule 1.

Person 1: Hey do you wann know what Rule 1 is?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 3: WOAH WOAH WOAH... Rule 2...
Person 1: Oh yeah sorry I forgot.

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl