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A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie
2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:
I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.
Definition 2:
"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
Taking a lonely (dump)
A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.
a mental health exercise
Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo
A colloquial way of saying that one disagrees with a certain subject. More commonly known as taking issue with a topic of discourse.
Random dude 1: I think your are one ugly son of a gun!
Random dude 2: Hey man I take cope with that! I actually think I look quite dashing!
Skinny chick 1: Skinny Chick 2 I think you've put on a couple of pounds..
Skinny chick 2: I take cope with the fact that I can't be larger than a size 0 Skinny Chick 1.. *rolls eyes* *flicks hair*