The side on top of you. Yes that is a side also. Just like left side and right side.
"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"
Close bestfriend that always got your back no matter what aka rod.
Hold on girl let me call my top bottom bitch before we go 💅
An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis
I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life
Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.
Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.
Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.