March 22

National you love your boyfriend so much that you’re going to give a room tour and a fashion show in the same night and make him really really hard with a bunch of new saved pictures in his my eyes only day

Hey it's March 22nd, you know what that means ;)

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March 22

March 22 hug your crush day

Friend:*hugs

Crush: oh yh it’s March 22

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February 22

of you are born on feb 22, you are really hot, i mean like extremely hot. But feb 22 is also the ”swedish fika day”it’s a day when you eat pussy and drink coffee

Eric: Hey, you know it is February 22 today? That means it is the “swedish fika day”
Marcus: yeah! Let’s get some hoes!

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april 22

national leave your gf alone day lmao

april 22 stop asking for nudes for a day plzs

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FIFA 22

The worst game in existence that is made by a useless company that exploits their community's passion for the sport.

The gameplay is the most utterly depressing experience you will have in life and you will regret the day you took your first breath.

The FIFA Community is very toxic due to the environment EA has created with their game and we all hate ourselves.

Person One: "Have you pre ordered the new Fifa?"

Person Two: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to constant aids."

FIFA 22 - The game to play when you want to punish yourself

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Catch-22

catch-22 has 3 definitions
1. A situation where both choices would have negative impacts on oneself.
2.An excellent and witty book about WWII
3.A extremely awesome ska band.

one:Dude, what a catch-22 we're in!
two:did you read that excellent book, Catch-22 yet?
Three: Sweet man! I'm going to the Catch-22 concert this april!

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October 22

National slap a russian day

It’s October 22. Slap your russian friends day

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