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a cryptic 'under the radar' way of writing 'shit happens'
Sometimes your website posts get censored, but I say fogedaboudit; $#!t #@ppen$
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The only man that can look Chuck Norris in the eye and not die instantly, Due to his high levels of Awesome.
Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar, which immediately exploded. That level of Awesome cannot be contained in anything.
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Seems to be used more in the gay community, more specifically in the gay black community.
T is short for "the truth," so clocking the T means
1) to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, without embellishments, without edits, and without apology.
2) to state your own personal opinion about any person, place, thing, or situation, again without embellishments, edits, or apology.
In layman's terms, Clocking the T is synonymous with "keeping it real." It can also be used for gossip.
Quaadir Howard from youtube (username Timaya) giving his opinion on Lady Gaga (paraphrased)-
"I don't too much care for her. People are giving her praises but I'm not impressed. Her videos and perfornances hardly make sense with her songs. She's vulgar and over the top just for the sake of getting attention and fame. That is my opinion and you don't have to like it. If she gave me what i needed, I would have given her kudos, but she didn't and I'm going to clock the T where the T needs to be clocked, mmkay sweetheart?"
Adam - "Watch this dance move!" *starts dancing horribly* "So how did you like my dancing, Keith?"
Keith - "You really don't need to be dancing. You look like a retarded flamingo trying to find a mate."
Adam - "that's not very nice"
Keith - "Well if you ask for my opinion, ms thing, I'm going to clock the T on that ass. how you doin."
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The act of inserting a penis into an Italian sandwich, and having another male bite down on it.
The T stands for teeth
“Hello I’d like to order a Jimmy T, please.”
“You’ll have to wait until after my shift for that!”
A nickname for somone whose name starts with a T, commonly Tim. Derrived from the name, "T", and the no-nonsense, businesslike approach to victory, "biz." Typically needs to be earned by proving yourself, either on the football field, basketball court, or Halo 3. Can be substituted for "Timalfi" in some cases.
Paul: "did you see that diving catch t-biz just made?"
Casey: "Ya, it was almost as good as the muti-kill he had on Halo yesterday."
When somebody (usually a male) does something manly. The T stands for testosterone, hence high T meaning very manly.
Male: "Dude, did you hear? Brock benched like 400 pounds while drunk."
Fellow male: "Woah dude that's high T af."
Played by Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
A liquid metal Terminator.
" The T-1000 is coming! "
" What is it? "
" The T-1000 "
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