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A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.
"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"
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when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...
When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...
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A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.
Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.
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The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).
Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.
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The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.
After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)
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A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else
We need more frat stands for our party so everyone can rage on top of things
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A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.
Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.
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