Rural Dictionary

Q-spot

A pressure point located deep in the aural canal that, when gently massaged with a cotton swab, stimulates the reward center of the brain and causes the eyes to roll back in the head. Careful and continued stimulation of the Q-spot will invariably lead to eargasm.

"After 9 years of marriage my husband finally found my Q-spot and it was the best eargasm I've ever experienced."

by Ashid Mapanzigan February 2, 2013

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Q-Job

An incredibly dangerous, and unimaginably pleasurable sexual position,
Considered by authorities to be simply an urban myth.
The details are unknown.
There are six people confirmed to have survived a Q-job, three are insane,
Two are currently off-the-grid,
The sixth is actor Sean Connery.

I hear Heath Ledger received a Q-Job the night before it happened

They say the Q-Job was discovered in the city of Sodom, right before it was destroyed

"She shtarted performenk ah Q-job on meh,
I shaid 'I musht be dreamenk'"
Actor Sean Connery on the Q-Job

by Doctor Cocktopus! November 1, 2008

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Agent. Q

A self-indulgent man in his mid twenties who suffers from dillusions of grandeur, paranoia and erectile dysfunction. A masochist by nature, Agent. Q is most well known for his stature in the MMORPG, City of Heroes, where he leads a mature role playing Super Group named the Anointed Brotherhood, who reside on the Infinity server. His most defining characteristic, however, is his libido. Moreover, the fact that he drove over 800 miles in order to have sexual intercourse and receive fellatio from a 16-year old Asian girl named Crystal, likely due to his latent pedophilia.

A self-declared dictator, Agent. Q has compared himself to numerous fascist leaders such as Stalin, Mussolini and Hitler on several occasions and has taken it upon himself to restore the Nazi regime to its rightful place in society.

Also see: Pedophile

"Look lively, Jon, Agent. Q is coming this way!"

by Samuel Mykolo June 14, 2007

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