Raptor Cough

When your Cough sounds like that of a Velociraptor Call from the Movie " Jurassic Park"

Sorry Boss, ( cough cough ). I won't be able to make it in today, Sounds like I have the Raptor cough.

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grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

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Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

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cough to get off

old stoner expression, inhaling a ass load of smoke and holding it in

cough to get off

Inhaling as much weed smoke as humanly possible, then holding it until your lungs nearly explode, then coughing your ass of like bitch. resulting in vegtable state of mind.

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OHGODI'MGOINGTOBREAKURBANDICTIONARYEVENMOREMUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*ohgodmylungshurthelpmenoseriouslyhelpmewheresmyspacebarohfff

You broke Urban Dictionary's twitter you dumb piece of shit.

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Define OHGODI'MGOINGTOBREAKURBANDICTIONARYEVENMOREMUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*ohgodmylungshurthelpmenoseriouslyhelpmewheresmyspacebarohfff

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Yep, you broke it alright.

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Leland the cough drop

One of Dr. Tran's friends who has a room full of Dr. Tran items, such as Dr. Tran's Peanut Butter Square Quest Game, and a Dr. Tran bedsheet set, and many Dr. Tran posters. But, although he has these things, he still does not believe Dr. Tran is famous. Leland has a senile grandmother named Grandma Norma, who keeps running over little boys in her station wagon while taking Leland and Dr. Tran to Toy Cack with ice cream. Leland owns his own little store called TITS, where he hits babies with bricks and "knows how to handle a woman when she gets out of control." Leland is a cough drop, obviously

Leland the cough drop(advertising for TITS): "Anybody got a good woman? I know how to handle a woman when she gets out of control!"

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Death Cough

When you cough so bad that it causes you to fart, shit and piss your pants all at the same time.

I heard that Ryan had a Death Cough in class the other day.

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