November 26

the day all the best people were born.

man 1 :hey it November 26th
man 2: yeah no duh it my birthday

man 1:oh thats why your the best person
man 3: sksksksk and I oop

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December 26

National take down your Christmas tree day

Emma: it’s December 26!
Mom: i dOnT care

Emma: GO TAKE DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE YOU HO HO HO

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May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

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April 26

This day in particular, is when people with curled-like hair are born. As people with the curly hair genetic turn out more attractive, if they were to be born on this exact day, it’s almost impossible to take your eyes off of them. They stand out and above the crowd and it’s easy to feel intimidated at first glance.

Jack: Wow, look at her and her flowing hair!

Dominic: She’s so fine! She must have been born on April 26th.

Jack: Then go talk to her.

Dominic: I can’t, she’s just so hot!

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July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous

"its july 26, hot people are born on this date

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October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

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November 26

Today is national date your crush for a week day

Tryna date for a week, alright bet lets smash now. Come on its november 26.

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