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when someone makes a smooth transition from failblog to leet in less than 5 seconds.
The story as it's told.
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
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A term used to describe how amassing a person looks. Specifically people named Aidan
Man Aidan looks so smooth as butter right now
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The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.
Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.
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A phrase uttered when a person does a particularly silly or clutz-like act. (i.e. tripping, failing a pick-up line)
Used just like "smooth move," "smooth move, Ferguson" gets its origin from the NBC sitcom, 30 Rock in the episode, "Everything Sunny All the Time Always" Where Tracy Jordan wants to be in on the inside joke - "smooth move, Ferguson!"
(Someone just trips over their own foot)
You: "Smooth move, Ferguson!"
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A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.
Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?
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an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect.
do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.
*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty
*real life conversation with the use of this phrase*
HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
ZACH: fiiine
HANNAH: YUSSSS!!!
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When a Little Sponge transfers your essence into a disk and you become a BIG SHOT
"YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN"