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term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.
greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now
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a term oftentimes used as a replacement for "i want to fork you"
Text message from Billy:i 1 2 4 q
Jesus: "Fuck you billy ill turn you into a frog"
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Once I caught a fish alive!
You know, the song we all start singing in maths class when we’re bored and we count 5 things, am I right??!! Oh, just me who does that? Oh o_o
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I-”
“Be quiet or I’ll make you and the fishy dead!”
:(
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when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.
it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)
an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE
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An easy way to acquire horse meat however it can also mean you are a skilled huntsman and figuratively it mean to get 2 things done at once
Wow Babra you really can kill 2 horses with 1 rifle
YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle
The thing frome that one song.
Young meeker with several extra cromezons will sing this. 2 + 2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph.2+2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph.
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can i have your phone #, no the lady answers ..well here you can have mine
its ou812 ....... then walk off.
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