May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

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February 27

February 27 is our 1 year!! One whole year with my person, my soulmate. It’s amazing how far we’ve come from the day we first met. I love you.

February 27 is our one year!!

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July 27

Weird dumb bitch

Slap the weird dumb bitch on July 27

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april 27

National give ur bf head day. Girlfriend has to give the sloppiest top possible

Hey its April 27th, have you given ur boyfriend his gift yet?

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july 27

Its the day of wearing tight leggings. And showing off that ass

P1. What day is it?

P2. Oh i think it is july 27, why do you ask?
01. I forgot to show off my booty

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December 27

A day for everyone that's having backlash from Christmas. Just a day to be depressed. That's it. Or it could be the celebration of your family leaving finally

Tyler: It's December 27
Marla: No wonder I'm so depressed today

Example #2
Jessica: Thank God. 2 days after Christmas and they finally left

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November 27

Ain’t no one give a fuck about your birthday

You: “Guess what day it is?”
Everyone: “Dude fuck off. No one cares that November 27 is your birthday.”

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