3

if this word is spoken after the letters 1 and 2 you are gonna die

mother: 1...
child: D:
mother: 2...
child: *starts running*
mother: 3! *gets out chain saw*
child: starts screaming

3

The number that valve can't count to

There is no easter bunny
There is no tooth fairy
And there is no Portal 3 or TF3

<3

if you tilt your head to the left it looks like boobies.....or a nutsack

"gee that symbol looks like balls"

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<3

an emoticon for a really gay heart

I <3 BOB or any other love emotion

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<3

When this is used is is seen a a sign a love or friendship.

I <3 you my love.

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<3

Used most effectively when someone pissed you off. Can slip it into a sentence and say what you really mean, while seeming quite innocent and nice.

The pointy bit is a hat, the squiggly bit is an ass.

Ass + hat.

You're calling someone an asshat.

Love you! <3

Translation: Love you! (asshat).

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will<3

my lover boy. he’s the sweetest, most loving and caring person you will ever meet. he will make you feel so special, like you’re the only girl in the world. he’s the typa guy that you want to marry. he will make sure you’re okay at all times. if you’re upset because of something, he’s the best person to talk to. he knows all the right things to say to make you feel better within minutes. he won’t rest until he knows you’re okay. it’s honestly the cutest fricking thing ever. he is always gonna love you unconditionally, no matter what. never let go of a will<3. that will be your biggest mistake. you’ll regret it instantly. he’s extremely handsome and charming, although if you say this he might not agree. some of the best days of you life will be spent with you and him alone. he likes to take things slow and really cherish each moment you spend together. you might think he’s annoying and you might hate him, but believe me when i say you’re completely wrong. when you meet a will<3, he will instantly become your bestfriend and then day by day you’ll fall in love with him. i don’t wanna write too much cause the limit is 1.5k but if you’re reading this will<3, i love you so so so so so so so so so so much baby boy. i’m telling you, we are gonna be that couple that makes people say “damn, they still together?!? that’s crazy.” but yeahhh byeee!!!!! kiss kiss!!!-christanna<3 (aka your amazing, beautiful wife) ;)

someone : will<3 and christanna are so adorable

someone #2 : they’re still together? damn, they must seriously love each other.

THIS IS JUST EXTRA AND I WANNA SAY IT DOWN HERE BUT I LOVE YOU MY SWEET, PRECIOUS, BABY BOY<33 MWAHHH -CHRISTANNA

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