December 31

National prank your girlfriend that you cheated on her day

Bob:hey! i wanted to tell you that i cheated on u last night
yasmine:wait! what
Bob:sike its just December 31st

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December 31

When we all know it started....
CoronaVirus!!!!!

Jokes on you if you were born on that day!!

DECEMBER 31

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31. 11.

national day when you don't verbally examine students of history lessons. if you did, you MUST delete student's grades( but only if it's an F).
this day originated in Ireland on this exact date

student a: hey did your teacher examine your knowledge on history?
student b: yes, i got an F
student a: he must delete that F because its 31. 11.

student b: really? thanks
student a: it originated in Ireland

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May 31

Ur better that anyone else

Just go like "Fag" and they know you're born may 31st

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October 31

Cry over your break up with your boyfriend. I know it’s Halloween but it’s freaking cold and Halloween was cancelled where I live. I just went through a pretty harsh breakup so all you beautiful single ladies just cry and let it all out and blame it on this stupid cold weather

*crys for hours and avoids ex* I mean it’s October 31 (the spooky night) what else are you supposed to do?!

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February 31

The day Daniel Antunes goes to the dentist

Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore

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October 31 2019

The day My Chemical Romance announced their long awaited reunion

I cried tears of joy when MCR announced their reunion on October 31 2019!