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I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty
I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick
minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.
Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.
Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot
Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute
Awesome guy
Great friend
Very loyal
Every guy wishes he could be like him and be his friend
All the girls love him (and boys)
Great cuddler
fun loving guy at times
Good at sports but not an arrogant jock
Not conceited
Is nice to everyone
Funny and can make you smile by being himself
Party animal at times
Can be cold but is eventually nice again
Very smart
Best boyfriend
Loves animals
Athletic
Gay
brendan amd frank broke up xoxo XD
Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.
Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!