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Someone with meaning in their lives. Someone who can feel God's presence, and know without proof that he exists everywhere. Someone who realizes that Evolution is just a theory, and has many more flaws than Christianity. Someone who knows that God sent his son to die for his creations, and yet those creations torment and refuse to beleive he even exists, and takes no pleasure in sending his people to hell. To those who say Christians are stupid, realize that real christians will help everyone they can, and be willign to give up all they have. A christian is somebody who realizes that a little faith can go a long way. Someone who fears God so they don't have to fear anything in life. a complete person. A Christian embodies love. A person who does not hate, no matter what.

Homeless person: sir, do you have any money to spare
Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.

by Dave prot December 7, 2007

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Christianity

A religion which, according to its holy book, the bible, began over 2000 years ago.

It has for a long time been the most commonly followed religion in the world, mostly in the west and parts of Africa.

Recently, there has been a decline in followers, mostly in the west, due to a lot of anti-Christian material in the media - for example, controversies surrounding homosexuality, and in the US, the Westboro Baptist Church.

The truth is, even as a non-Christian, I know that in a nutshell, the bible teaches pretty much nothing more than to love one another and to have a fulfilling life... contrary to what a lot of people say; it being nothing but made up gibberish. True, most of the stories in the bible are made up, but those stories are used mainly to interpret many unanimous Christian beliefs.

Sadly, many modern Christians face a lot of prejudice due to what the media portrays them to be. Most Christians just want to live a fulfilling life and don't wish to impede their beliefs on others.

I don't follow Christianity, but at least it isn't as bad as Islam.

by Politically incorrect March 1, 2013

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Christians

So called "followers" of Christianity who, despite their claims that all muslims are terrorists, always steer clear of the fact that they killed thousands of them in the crusades.

So all muslims are terrorists huh? But what about Christians slaughtering thousands of Muslims in the Crusades, and abusing minorities everyday?

by sjbay900 January 19, 2012

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Christianity

Christianity is a religion that believes in one God. Though there are many "branches" of Christianity-Do to Martin Luthers 95 thesis in the middle ages- such as Baptist, Catholic, Roman Catholic, Pentecostal(Sorry if I mispelled that), ect. We all follow the life and teaching of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was the son of Mary and Joseph, and was a jewish religious preacher. He is also the main figure of Christianity. He is to believed to be the Son of God. In the Christian holy book, The Holy Bible, he was sent to Earth forgive us of our sins. He was crucified(A slow painful death of being tied-or in Jesus's case nailed- to a cross), and he was resurrected the third day. It has been scientifically proven thay Jesus came, preached, crucified, and was not in his tumb the third day. Now wether you believe he was the Son of God or not is your personal belief. All Christians must believe these things to enter heaven. The people who did not recieve forgiveness, their soul goes to tell or eternal punishment. Christians are to believe that Jesus is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords and to believe he is the Messiah.

Steps to being saved(According to the Bible):
1.Admit to God that you're a sinner and repent to him.(Outloud by mouth)
2.Believe Jesus was the Son of God, crucified to forgive us, and rose the third day.(Outloud by mouth)
3.Confess to Jesus he is the true Savor and Lord.

Man: What religion do you follow, if any?
Me: Christianity.

by Christian4Life July 8, 2018


Christianity

Christians eat fuck. And suck black dick before whipping them and raping their wives.

Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.

Christianity fucked me in the ass while Jesus watched.

by BakuBling January 15, 2020


Christianity

A monotheistic religion basing around Europe, Africa and America. There a lots of types of Christianity such as Jehovah Witness, Mormon, Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist and many more. The Holy Trinity consists of God The Father, God the Son (Jesus) or God the Holy Spirit. They believe in The Bible; a holy book written by 4 Evangelists.

"I am a believer in Christianity".

by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX August 18, 2018


that's christian

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.

That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.

by Doctor Zoso October 21, 2015