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weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 20, 2021


Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 21, 2019


Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011


The 12th Doctor

The 12th Doctor is from a TV Series Doctor Who, and he is played by Peter Capaldi. The 12th Doctor is a time traveler, which he uses his TARDIS to time travel, just like many other doctors. The 12th Doctor originated from the planet Gallifrey.

Have you seen the show Doctor Who? Well, my favorite doctor in that show is the 12th Doctor, played by Peter Capaldi!

by TeamPaydayTypicalColors2 March 4, 2017


Doctor Who

A FANTASTIC TV Show with countless audio dramas, comics, and novelisations.

Note: Side effects of watching include being incredibly scared by four successive beats, statues, mysterious cracks and gas masks.

Me (from upstairs): Hey, I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed, what’s the point of having you?

Idiot: Was that a doctor who reference?

Me: Affirmative

Idiot: Was that ANOTHER one?

Me: Correctomundo! I shall probably never say that word again.

Idiot: Argh! Stop talking in Doctor who references!

Me: What are you going to do, moisturise me?

Idiot: Wait, I think I’ve seen that one. What happens again?

Me: Spoilers.

Idiot: Okay, now just go away.

Me: Brilliant! ALLONS-Y!

by CharlieCon July 15, 2020


The Thirteenth Doctor

The Thirteenth Doctor is a asexual lesbian character in a british tv show called Doctor Who. She is in love with her best friend and companion Yasmin (Yaz) Khan. She likes her TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension in Space) and her Sonic Screwdriver (Does most things to anything unless it’s made of wood or deadbolt sealed). She likes knowing things and dislikes The Master (Other timelord who The Doctor has an on and off relationship with) as of the episode The Timeless Children.

Person 1: Hey I really hate The Thirteenth Doctor because she is a woman.

Person 2: That isn’t a valid argument because The Doctor is a genderfluid timelord.

by casskhanobvi August 31, 2022


doctor penez

the Legendary moderator of r/okbuddyretard

Retard : God I hate r/okbuddyretard and doctor penez
Epic Gamer (wholesome) : bro you're so cringe!
Big Chungus : UwU

by obamer320 April 19, 2020