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When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.
Jim donkey punched that girl last night.
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Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.
Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.
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A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.
1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
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A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.
Kellen: Come back here you shit donkey
Jimbow: K
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n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.
adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.
"That was such a donkey ditch move."
"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."
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Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.
Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.
Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.
Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.
Guy #2: True, true.
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When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.
Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn
Ian: No donkey chop, no care.
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