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The fallout from a positive lateral flow COVID test. Collateral flow can range from frantically calling restaurants, bars, friends and family to alert them of your result, hiding yourself away and getting people to do your food shopping, or to doing not an awful lot. The latter likely would not apply if you're not bothered for COVID, then there is no collateral damage.
"Having COVID sucked, but what was worse was dealing with the collateral flow."
"I tested positive on Monday, and have been dealing with the collateral flow all day today."
When you suspect that you have diarrhea and your suspicions turn out to be correct, however, once you release it turns out to be rather soothing! You get instant relief, no pellet-gun-like velocity, not much upward splattering, and to your pleasant surprise, very little toilet paper consumption to clean up. More oily grease than shit. The only downside is that it smells like a combination of penicillin and methane, with a hint of wide-open ass. Flushes clean. Very little evidence that anything remarkable took place in the airport stalls. Leaves you wondering if that was, indeed, the highlight of your month so far. It is the simple things in life.
Jesus Christ, for all the noise I heard 5-mins ago from my corner office, adjacent to the women’s restroom, Darcy must have had laminar flow. I can only smell air freshener and Z-Pack. All clear! Y’all can come in and pee. (Many of the office girls were drinking vodka at lunch, thus the pent-up demand).
A masterpiece that was made by Andrew. You can't stop listening.
Hey, you look wormal flow!
Oh thx
When your hair gets supper messed up cause of the moisture in California
Just let your hair flow it's the California flow
what to call a beard, thats not actually a beard, but also not peach fuzz. Flow fuzz is like the buzz cut of the chin.
carmen: nice peach fuzz
nick: its not peach fuzz....just fuzz
carmen: Flow fuzz
nick: why are you a genius?
A legendary hairstyle that is slicked back. In addition it has the tendency to entice attractive women.
Mike Nini has horrible "craig's flow" and should cut it.
An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.
Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.
Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.
Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.