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Someone who drives the zamboni at your local ice rink
Get off the ice, Jeff Lynne is about to start the zamboni
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Tyler Jeffs is a hill billy that will occasionally kick some ass. A Tyler Jeffs will usually work on a farm, sell insurance, and kick a little as in a back alley...but only if necessary. He is also skinny, but strong from baling hay.
You see the dude that jumped out of the dark alley? Tyler Jeffs bit off his pinky finger, then sold him some insurance! Dudes a badass!
A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
A Jeff the Plumber loves bending over for others to see his plumber's crack.
A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.
Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.
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The most powerful being ever created
first discovered by famous youtuber Saltydkdan while playing "a toilet in wonderland"
"his name is Jeff Sqrungle"
The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.
Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.
"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"