Shannon Arkell

Anyone who has watched the movie Cowpat would understand this. A certain type of large shit. Shannon being derived from the more literal term for the nick name "shannipoo" ie. not a cute pet name but an actual shit, and from the term Shannen Doherty Face, as a Shannon Arkell type shit is often mis-shapen and strange looking. The Arkell part coming from the slang word arch-well, which is a particularly big and well used long-drop type toilet. A shannon arkell type shit can include the brain hemorrahage through your nose shit, the lincoln log shit, the mexican food shit, the crowd pleaser, the aftershock shit, the groaner, the enegizer vs duracell shit, the liquid plumber shit, the spinal tap shit, the toxic dump, the "i think im giving birth through my asshole" shit, and often gives way for a second-wave shit. See definitions for shit and dump

Bob: Whoa, i went to go take a dump and i thought it was gonna be routine shit but ended up being a shannon arkell!
Fred: Yo, hi 5 me. What kind?
Bob: It was an aftershocker. And now my butt looks like the Japanese flag!
Fred: Impressive.

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Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

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Pulling a Shannon

Pulling a Shannonis to unzip your pants on someone when it’s about to go down 😏

after a long day of stress it’s good pulling a Shannon on yo cat

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wet shannon

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.

she kept begging for a wet shannon

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shannon riley

an assassin who kills little kids

I'm about to go Shannon Riley up in here

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Shannon Andrewartha

fat slut as girl from carrum downs.

omg look at her shes such a shannon andrewartha

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Shannon Boy

Douche bag

feminine douche bag Shannon Boy is a complete douche bag.

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