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hot country babe that america cannot live without.
dude 1: hey, let's go to that taylor swift concert, she is such a babe.
dude 2: it sold out in one minute!!!! darn.
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Adj: A Ex post facto title for the period of time which passes between the initial meeting in a romantic relationship, and after the relationship has ended badly and the betrayer now finds themselves in the same situation as the one they had originally betrayed.
A+B=AB
AB+C=AC-B
AC+D=CD-A
During the period later to be described as swift symmetry, time has a feeling of moving painfully slow to the betrayed, but after the the greater picture has unraveled it's self, the same amount of time now seems to have flown by.
Many use it to describe the faster actions of Karma. What goes around comes back around.
"Did you hear the girl your ex left you for just did the same thing to him that he did to you? Kinda funny, it's gotta swift symmetry to the whole ordeal it i guess."
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A girl who always has a boyfriend
Me: Stop being such a Taylor Swift
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Probobly the annoyingest female singer of this generation. Legally an adult but has the mentality of a middle schooler, she needs to shut the fuck up and grow up.
Person 1: Whos this ugly country singer with no ass or tits dating almost every other famous guy whos atleast several years younger and then writes songs about her devasting heartbreak after they break up?
Person 2: Taylor Swift
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tall, skinny, blond, white girl with a cat face. has many boyfriends. sings about ex boyfriends. still not a slut.
person: TAYLOR SWIFT HAS HELLA BOYFRIENDS SLUTTT
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A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.
Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".
"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"
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The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye
Kanye = 24 Grammys
Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys
I know my goat.
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