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A Claymation Series Made by CollegeHumor for the Nintendo 3DS App "Nintendo Video"
Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur
Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs
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DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool
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a hilarious sexual mood after when a person gets raged over a situation that he/ or she can't handle, so a noise of multiple dinosaurs are made.
OMG i hate babysitting 5 kids "RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR Dinosaur Attitude"
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When a man and a women cuddle, so that it's like hugging while laying down.
The man:
1.) Lays down with his stomach facing up.
2.) Wraps both arms around the woman's waist.
3.) One arm is positioned so that it goes around the woman's back, and she can lay in it.
The woman:
1.) Lays on her side next to the man, so that she's almost turned over on her stomach.
2.) Her head rests on the man's chest.
3.) Her back rests in the man's arm that goes around her back.
Man: "Hey baby, wanna dinosaur cuddle?"
Woman: "Okay."
Man: *lays down on a bed*
Woman: *woman lays next to him, they begin dinosaur cuddling*
*they both fall asleep while watching a movie*
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When you suck your man's dick sooo hard it turns purple!
"Yo, did you hear that chick down the street that gives purple dinosaurs for free?"
"What's a purple dinosaur?"
"Do You know what hickies are?"
"Yeah."
"It's basically a DICKIE."
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An obnoxious form of music that consists exclusively of someone roaring/screaming into the microphone producing a sound not unlike that of a T-Rex that had its foot cut off.
Lamb of God and Seven Angels, Seven Plagues.
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