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The type of of dump you take that fells like it ripped up ur asshole
dude 1: man i just took a major Hole Ripper
dude 2: dude im sorry ill go get the ice
Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.
Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?
Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...
Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.
any thing advantageous one keeps hidden until the right moment to use it. This is a play on playing cards, in which the Ace is the highest ranking card.
"Viagra was my uncle's Ace in the Hole with this girl last night. Ugh... -_-"
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When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
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What you would say to someone who you really hate
Bully: you suck at Fortnite
Me: die in a hole
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The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.
It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.
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When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.
After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.
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