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A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.
I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.
An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.
Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.
Union Local is the home of the Jets and is in the Ohio Valley. Union Local is the best place in the world. They are in the category between awesome and just plain B.A. They are arch-rivals with the most douche bag school named St.Clairsville.
Union Local has the hottest girls and guys in the Ohio Valley.
Once you live in south boston aka southie aka god's country for more than 10 years you become a "southie local" or a "local" for short.
If you move out to say Randolph the timer resets. However, once you hit 10 years you can move in and out as you please an not lose your local status.
Dan Kelly loved living in Randolph Mass and will gain his southie local status in 2025.
A thirsty local is one of those locals that only thinks about getting a boyfriend.
A thirsty local Can be between 11-16 years old (17 it the highest)
A thirsty local is also really annoying and only thinks about her/himself 99.9% of the time.
Person 1: Ugh look at the thirsty local over there, she’s just setting there on Omegle with her other local friends, trying to get guys on Snapchat and using people to get followers. She really thinks that she’s pretty but that’s just because the guys only can see her face. I mean she might have lost weight but you can really see those ores she eat earlier.
Person 2: ....damn sis.. you snapped.
Person 1: I guess that’s what you get, for being such a thrirsty local.
Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.