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Local 58

A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.

I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.

by Stupid dumbass motherfuckercum March 3, 2022


local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 20, 2020


union local

Union Local is the home of the Jets and is in the Ohio Valley. Union Local is the best place in the world. They are in the category between awesome and just plain B.A. They are arch-rivals with the most douche bag school named St.Clairsville.

Union Local has the hottest girls and guys in the Ohio Valley.

by St.C sucks balls January 27, 2016


southie local

Once you live in south boston aka southie aka god's country for more than 10 years you become a "southie local" or a "local" for short.

If you move out to say Randolph the timer resets. However, once you hit 10 years you can move in and out as you please an not lose your local status.

Dan Kelly loved living in Randolph Mass and will gain his southie local status in 2025.

by CraigOry69N!ceE June 16, 2020


Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019


Thirsty local

A thirsty local is one of those locals that only thinks about getting a boyfriend.

A thirsty local Can be between 11-16 years old (17 it the highest)

A thirsty local is also really annoying and only thinks about her/himself 99.9% of the time.

Person 1: Ugh look at the thirsty local over there, she’s just setting there on Omegle with her other local friends, trying to get guys on Snapchat and using people to get followers. She really thinks that she’s pretty but that’s just because the guys only can see her face. I mean she might have lost weight but you can really see those ores she eat earlier.

Person 2: ....damn sis.. you snapped.

Person 1: I guess that’s what you get, for being such a thrirsty local.

by LocalHater101 January 31, 2019


Local Zoomer

A small sub-category of car cultures “Ricers” Often found at the local 7-11 or with their car wrapped around a pole. They can be heard at night on your local streets breaking the sound barrier.

“Damn man I just got ran off the road buy some stupid local zoomer In a shitty auto WRX.”

by wrxboi July 12, 2019