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Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 3, 2019


dass funk

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.

After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.

by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009


Penetration funk

Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.

She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.

by Piss pot McDougal October 28, 2015


post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.

Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 17, 2007


keepin it funk

Keeping it real or keeping it g

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?

by Whitelashes March 31, 2017


Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003


Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014