Thug Money

Thug Money is the ill-est, thug-est, and toughest kid you will ever meet. He likes playing football and laying kids out on special teams. Thug Money fucks mad bitches such as his favorite beefy black girlfriend named Tracy. Thug Money will start major shit if anyone steals his ipod, if you steal it he will fuck you up real bad and he ain't joking. He looks like such a boss with his "Mr. T" lineup/ mo-hawk combination hairstyle. This kid is the real deal, when kids like the "22 year-old dike"(Big Mikey) try to throw ranch salad dressing over his head he will start major shit. Kid is also known as the X-Factor on a football team and does not like being called a Nigger even though he isn't even black. Get Thug Money out on that field and its a guaranteed victory.

Person 1: "Yo who's that X-Factor over there with his hooded sweatshirt that has a bill on it?"

Person 2: "Dude i think that's Mr. T"

Person 3: "You guys are idiots, Thats Thug Money he's a beast at football but dont take his ipod or he will fuck you up and he's not kidding"

Person 1 and Person 2: "Uh-oh we better not fuck with him"

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Money Mase

The greatest footballer to ever grace the planet earth

That Mbappe and haaland arent as good as Money Mase

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Making money

Another word for beating you meat or jacking off

Mikey get out the bathroom. Stop making money. Ur gonna break the bank

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beer money

\ˈbir ˈmə-nē\
noun
1. Extra money for non-essential payments,
available for spending on luxuries, hobbies,
or a fresh pint of your favorite draft.
2. Also known as discretionary income.

See also DISPOSABLE INCOME, POCKET MONEY

Pooky Welch likes to spend her beer money on books.

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money cup

The funnnest and easiest way to get fucked up...

A form of the infamous game beer pong, in which players have all of the cups the same as beer pong except the front cup is filled to the brim with your brew of choice, with no foam at all allowed, and if the cup is made the opposing team has to drink (or chug if they call themselves men) and re-fill it (this cup is called the Money Cup). The money cup is the last cup to be made to claim victory, and there is an unlimited amount of times the money cup can be made and each time it is it must be refilled until it is overflowing.

The main goal of the game is to make as many money cups as possible, while also claiming victory.

Naulx: "Hey anybody want to play money cup with me and Bean?"

Collins: "Yeah bro me and Bobby are down to get super wasted even though it's Monday. Lets ball."

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Fast Money

Fast Money

Money generated through an illegal or unethical enterprise, such as drug dealing or hustling. Typically a reference to how people with legitimate jobs have to wait until payday, whilst hustlers get paid every time they make a move. Also refers to how naturally street smart people with no formal job training are sometimes capable of quickly hustling funds that would otherwise had been earned slowly in a low level job.

“I used to make fast money, but now I make it slow.” - Low Down Lemar, “Slippin’: Ten Years With the Bloods”

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money brooms

When a stripper squats and spreads her arms out to sweep the dollars bills from her floor after she finishes her dance to a Nickelback song.

Damn, Fantasia is sweeping the floor with her money brooms!