Abbreviation of "alta kalet:, Yiddish for an old ass crotchety person. Commonly heard kvetching about how the youth of today have it so easy when the price of real estate is going through the roof, or that no one wants to work for 3 cents an hour, or that college was so easy to pay for back in 1971 that you could work a minimum wage job 5 hours a week and you were all set. News flash folks: the good old days are gone, and us millennials and Zers can't afford it anymore.
Here we go, another couple of AKers out on a Sunday drive on a Wednesday afternoon. *lays on horn*
A gay man who likes searching up rule 34 of genshin impact characters
A cool wanna be boy who pretends to have a sexy girlfriend
Exactly what you don't want to see pointed at you.
"Whoa... We can settle this... No need to pull out the AK."
Literally the best dude you will ever meet he also has over 100k followers on any social media app.
Bro the girls are all over you, they think you're an ak.
Yea i think so to.
ak is could be a name or nickname
people named ak are very epic and they are ultra cool
people named ak are definetly not cissys or straggots
Ur mom: hey do you know what ak wants for dinner?