The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.
And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis
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A Liar, an unattractive male, has a hot mom
"Ben said the test was really easy"
"Man you never know, sometimes he can be such an Aaron"
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Aaron is the ugliest species known to men.
Aaron's are usually too skinny and afraid of girls. They pretend to like girls to fit in, but they really are cock fuckers.
Aaron's love cock, expecially hairy cock. Aaron's will date you then fuck a really ugly guy and then tell you about it.
Alysha: *sobs* My boyfriend just called me to tell me he fucked an ugly guy.
Cynthia: *laughs* Lemme guess. His name is Aaron?
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A person that regularly talks about cats, and has the power to make anything cool sound totally fucken gay if he says it. he also interupts other peoples conversations just so he can say a stupid ass joke that sucks dick. for more information on this person, type "ass carrot" in urban dictionary.
guy 1: did u hear mw3 is coming out tonight? Guy 2: yeah. im gonna go grab it tonight. i got it preordered. aaron: i dont like call of duty, i like portal, especially chapter 10 in the game, because it reminds me of my cat. guy 1: shut the fuck up, dick breath.
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A jerk who thinks everything happens because of him, cries to everyone about his problems, talks about himself 24/7, and is extremely hard headed. Aarons are also suicidal from time to time.
person #1: Man, that guy sure does whine a lot.
person #2: Yeah, he's such an Aaron.
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the length of skin between a mans anus and his scrotum.
gay man 1 - my boyfriends Aaron is freakin huge and nasty!
homo man 2 - dude, huge Aarons are so nasty. thats why theyre always so small.
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