Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.

"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"

Private account

Can you ah check if that accounts private

Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)

backpack account

An account you use in video games to store gear for you.

Nick, you can get those items off that backpack account.

esraven account

A larger-than-usual sum of money temporarily-stored by a third party, and that's earmarked to be doled out later upon completion of a sale or contract.

One should be very wary and careful of who is chosen to manage an esraven account, or a number of people may be forced to "eat crow" regarding said financial transaction.

vassal account

an account where the user of this account is forced by another user from another account to fulfill his accounts on social media. Basically a fakeaccount but run by another person

Vassal accounts in some ways are fake accounts

Sock Account

A sock, or socks, is an internet login used for two facing on the internet. A seemingly mysterious account with intent to badmouth, or cause chaos under the protection and safety of being snug within a sock. Socks are never "known brand" trolls that have notoriety. A sock seeks relevance, but, will never attain it due to its cowardly anonymity.

This sock keeps following me around from group to group trying to hump my leg. This sock account somehow knows who I am, but, obviously I don't know who it is. Socks and failtrolls go hand in hand.

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boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?