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1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
"How was your day?"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
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A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.
Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.
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wanna be my sneaky link ;);)
yooooooooo alan liang???
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The epitome of extremely gross and disgusting.
Felipe: So how was Mary last night?
Joe: Dude, she tried to finger bang me. It was really Alan Grody
Felipe: Cock sand.....
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A lacrosse term where where someone aggressively cradles with their biceps
Guy 1: Dude someone needs to tell that guy not to power cradle
Guy 2: You fucking idiot it's called an Alan Cradle
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1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.
2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"
"Alan money"
"That bad huh?"
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The most overrated and overused song on the earth. It is a predecessor of Darude - Sandstorm or 009 sound system, but unlike them, it is not only used much in youtube videos, it can also be heard everywhere, such as radios , TVs, in the mall etc. The song is the remake of Fade which was released on NCS in 2014. While the structure and melody are almost identical, "Faded" is noticeably different for its piano intro; with vocals by Iselin Solheim. As it became a hit in 2015, Alan walker immediately got millions of new fans, sadly, most of them don't know a shit about his other music like Fade, Force and Spectre, also they cannot even realise the difference between Fade and Faded, but ignores it anyway.
"To be honest, I've never liked Fade. I've always found it pretty bland and boring, and the mix of it was pretty shit. The vocal version is listenable now that they cleared up the mix and master, and the acoustic parts are decent, but it's still boring to me."
"alan walker - faded is pure cancer song."
"Hate it a lot, one of the worst songs ever, if not the worst"
Random person: "What is the name of the song playing in the background of this video?"
Captain :"It's alan walker fade"
Dumbass :"No its faded, I heard this song"
Captain :"Bitch. It's FADE"
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