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A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
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Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.
Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!
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Medical and nursing reference for when a colonoscope, or equally dirty instrument, inadvertently makes contact with someone's face. Not specifically the upper lip as in a dirty sanchez, but preferably.
As the Doctor removed the colonoscope, the rather inquisitive nurse was rewarded with a dirty Allen.
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Who's that cute, sweet, abnormally tall guy over there? Oh, him? That's Hunter, Hunter Allen.
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Mr. Allen is a young male teacher with high aspects for his students. He has anger issues. He also is very insecure and ends up taking it out on his students. He will not be afraid to throw things at them if they piss him off enough. He is an assistant baseball coach.. not the coach... the assistant.... sux. He is the best example for a Napoleon Complex at Gray Stone Day School. Even though he is like an onion with many layers he is a nice guy with feelings like everyone else. Without his help on assignments many students would be failing his course. He is a hard worker and deserves more credit than he reccives.
“Mr.Allen cannot handle the students speaking without permission.”
“Mr. Allen has taken a month to grade The Great Gatsby tests.”
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A kid in my year is actually ok. Can be annoying but he is sweet and kind,one thing is does is shout out in class which I also do so I can’t criticise.
Is a popular kid very popular smart but doesn’t realise it and I know who likes him 🤫
Girl 1: hey, do u know Fraser Allen
Girl 2: of course I do he’s popular but he can be annoying sometimes
Girl 1:we have actually had good convos
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a very talented but overrated basketball player. he won the mvp in 2000-2001 nba season, which he doesn't deserve because he is selfish and shot in a low percentage (42%. only scores points because he gets fouled most of the time for being small. but his quickness helps, but overall he is not as good as steve nash in a basketball game.
allen iverson fan: he deserves to win the mvp
great analyst: no he does not, enough said...
me: that's true, in fact i hope he get injured and be crippled all his life
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