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Alley Girl

Alley Girl is a slang word created during the early 2010s and is most commonly used in places like Texas, New Jersey and especially Pennsylvania, it means a weird ass girl who belongs to the streets and probably does coke in alleys and her pfp on tiktok is probably kuromi or a teenage powerpuff girl

stacy is nothing more than an alley girl

that’s why her boyfriend cheated on her

by nicholasbiggesthater June 19, 2025


Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA February 10, 2018


Alley Rose

A song by American Singer/Songwriter Conan Gray, Featured on his latest dazzling and beautifully 80's inspired Album Found Heaven.
Also somebody who was clearly blind asf cause who tf would leave THE Conan Lee Gray???

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN

OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO,
ALLEY ROSE?
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

by MajorSirius&nicokinnie February 01, 2025


barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025


Alley Special

The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.

“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”

by Dee-Dee Biafra January 02, 2019


Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

by youngbuck69 June 28, 2024


alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017