I am Jake

I am Jake was coined as a response to a post made by infamous Portland methhead Barbie in which she accuses one of her rando neighbor of being an anti fascist out to scare her.

I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.

I am Jake because fuck the “PDX Crew” fascists.

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I am hot

If you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. Congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!

Gertrude- "Why does my life suck so much?"
Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person"
Gertrude- "That's not true!"
Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"

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I am gay

I am gay is a definition for i honestly don't fucking know, but i know the gay word is uh.... what?

Person 1: I am gay

Person 2: what

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What-I-Ams

A pack of Kool menthol cigarettes

"man, let me get a bottle of bumpy and a pack of what-I-ams"

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i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.

Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"

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I am them

A phrase a women used when she dialed 911 to report a drunk driver. She was the drunk driver.

911 operator: do you know who the drunk driver is?
Drunk woman: I am them!

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I am up for it!

It means to keep or willing to do something (or you are interested in joining the challenges or activities).

Joining this job is the big challenge, but I am up for it!

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