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The greatest player of all time in the NBA would theoretically save the earth from martians.
"That guy Andre Iguodala is clutch"
"Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want IGUODALA. Iguodala's got ice water in his veins. Iguodala is that type of player. High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala taking that shot for me,"
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Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
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The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with the champagne giving her a wet t-shirt.
Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?
Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
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a wonderful guy with a super super sweet guy. he's incredibly gorgeous with eyes to melt for, a smile to kill for and a heart to care for. He's awesome in fifty thousand million ways. Insanely amazing sense of humor, kind, an adorably sexy guy, understanding and caring. a lover of nature, his family, animals and smiles. He gives the most incredible hugs. Seek his hugs, you will never be the same again. The most amazing person you will meet. He will enrich your life with love, humor, passion and special special moments.
haley: "I've just been hugged and healed"
rita: "by who... you look like you've been pumped with a gallons of energy!!"
haley: "Andre of course!"
rita: "aaah..."
andre is amazing :)
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A hot Canadian guy who is a real sweetheart. He'all help a girl out and is such a gentleman. He may seem like a playboy but he is loyal to his friends. He is capable of pulling people both genders ;) He may seem like a nerd but is actually so smart. A man of many patience and a great guy to be around
Damn, did you see Marc Andre? He has 12 girls flocked around him!
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An Andre is an extremely handsome man who is smart, strong, and athletic. He can be so manly and robust but is also such a gentleman. His chivalrous personality makes him the ideal boyfriend and husband.
"That Andre sure knows how to treat a woman right"
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Andre, Wise and God like man that resists Haters and childish skanks and losers that agree with every one. Andres' do not like people that have no personalty.Andre loves fun and beautiful women.Losers do not like Andre. Andre is dope cool fresh fly and trill. Everyone knows Andre He is the guy you love to hate.
Who is that guy talking to your girl? Thats Andre.
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