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The day when the most beautiful person was born.
Hello Claire, were you born on April 13? Because you are beautiful
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national do what your girlfriend says day. you have to. it’s the law.
friend 1- wow your girlfriend is very hotsexy! what are you doing today?
friend 2- i’m doing everything she says today because it’s april 27!
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The day the cutest, smartest, most talented person was born.
Kid: Omg it’s April 2?
Me: Yeah and it’s my girlfriends birthday!
Kid: Wow, she must be cute, smart, and talented!
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The best babies are born here and they're usually the most loving, strongest, and smartest individuals, if you ever meet a person born in April 8 you should be their friend you guys could have a load of fun.
Guy 1: Yo whens your birthday?
Guy 2: April 8th why
Guy 1: I have a feeling we could be close buds
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A girl who is very sexy and attentive. She loves to please her man looking him in his eyes as she sends him into complete ecstasy. Dirty April knows what she wants and will always get it.
That girl will give you a dirty April time.
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national post embarrassing picture la of your best friend day !!
hey it’s april 15th i’m gonna embarrass you because i love you
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