He has a massive penis but he isn’t the smartest and he has got the pengest girl
Person 1: hasn’t archie mckibben got a big dick
Person 2: Yh ik it’s massive
Person 1: he has a massive dick but a bit thick me he is always with the pengest girls.
A cute boy who everyone in his class.
Has a crush on
Hey Archie Weston your fit and hot
A cut boy who that one cute girl thinks is fit and both of them like each other but don’t no it
Hey Archie Weston your hot and fit
archie is a person with rlly great hair but when it’s windy it is really bad, he has a really nice bum and he likes to wear weird clothes. he is a really nice person and is also really weird. he smells of hugo boss orange perfume thing and i rlly like it. he’s pretty cool
“hey who is that?”
“that’s archie xmas he’s a bong olympic champion”
“woah”
The guy who got triple edited on boxed like a fish got 200 pumped on and then had his teammates killed so he couldn’t get rebooted
(adj) how one feels when they aren't at their personal best: not wearing make up, feeling pretty crappy, dressed sloppily, etc. Originally Cary Grant's actual name, where feeling like Cary Grant would be being at your best.
Man, Roger, you are looking down in the dumps.
Yeah Blake, I'm feeling pretty Archie Leach today.