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Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024


The assassination of BroBloxChris

The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution

Person 1 : The assassination of BroBloxChris was a horrible event
Person 2 : i agree

by Black watch August 14, 2024


one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018


Babyfaced Assassin

A dude that has a babyface that gets the job done : even better than a regular assassin.

Yeah that dude AJ ; yeah the one who's also called HBKBTW , he's really a babyfaced assassin.

by Cody Rhodes not Roads November 27, 2019


Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 8, 2023


Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023