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Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024


Assassin 4g

A fat white YouTube gamer who is also believed to be gay

Your such and Assassin 4g

by Hi Austin I’m sorry September 18, 2019


snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord May 31, 2015


finesse assassin

To bribe someone of their belongings in a slayful manner

Yo i just got this laptop for free and i took his girl I'mma finesse assassin

by Jailileo December 1, 2017


Assassin Battery

Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.

Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.

by BorthersXV March 12, 2022


Yellow Assassin

One who pees all over his surrounds. It can be a public toilet, or anywhere else that is public. They usually strike in the bathrooms, either from being drunk or for their urine fetish.

John: "Why is there piss everywhere?"
William: "Blame the Yellow Assassins."

by A Yellow Assassin June 6, 2019


Assassin Walk

The 'Assassin Walk' is the mythical representation that the Assassin's from "Assassin's Creed' are the creators of the first Gangsta Walk. This mythical representation is taken from the 'Assassin's Creed' games. Notably: 'Assassin's Creed (The First Game)', 'Assassin's Creed II', 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood', 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations', and essentially most or all PSP affiliated 'Assassin's Creed' games.

The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.

The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.

Friend: Dude, you walking like a Gangsta! You can't do that, you ain't a Gangsta like me.

Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.

by Shadioactive November 29, 2013