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asshole

the second best part of the female body (the first is the vagina or pussy) it’s her turd cutter, her ballon knot, her brown eye. some are big and loose, some are small and tight, (i prefer tight). don’t be discouraged to lick a girls asshole. sure it’s where their shit comes out, but it doesn’t matter as long as they washed it. besides, some people are into eating shit.

Guy 1: “Hey man guess what I did last night?”
Guy 2: “What’d you do bro?”
Guy 1: “I ate Ashley’s asshole!”
Guy 2: “Oh nice man! How was it?”
Guy 1: “It was amazing!”

by ejh123 May 19, 2019

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Asshole

A hole thats in your ass

My asshole burns

by Dosopoppy November 4, 2019

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Asshole

Someone who is a lazy fat useless motherfucker with no real work ethic.

Scott Russo is a fucking asshole

by goth66653 April 19, 2016

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assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

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asshole

Your girlfriend. Someone unfaithful and inconsiderate.

Chrystal is such an asshole man!

by willie leftwether March 30, 2011

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asshole

someone who is full of shit... therefore they talk alot of shit and are usually hated after their daily enema

william is an asshole... he does nothing but lie!!!!!!!!!!

by rodeobaby! January 14, 2011

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asshole

a dual nun-chuck wielding Abraham Lincoln sorcerer (with a monacle)

youre an asshole
thanks!

by tsnpdd June 30, 2011

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