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Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years
Ahhh fuck dude, get this Austin away from me!
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An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.
Dude, he just tackled Caleb! He must be an Austin.
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A short ass nigga that thinks he’s 5 % black but is really kacper the gohst brother he can be very funny but thinks he can pull girls but he cant and has the smallest dik ull ever see
Austin is gay
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A sexy man just for your best friend. He goes perfectly with people called Tayah and Taylor. He is a nice cunning person. And Enjoys marathons and running.
Tayah and Austin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G.
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Austin is trash but some how has a girlfriend
Austin is trash
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Thinks he knows it all but truly knows nothing. Gets no girls. You might as well call him a feMale.
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A very ugly guy that begs girls for nudes and doesn’t know what a real relationship is cause he’s tied up to his left hand more than anything
He is such a Austin
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