Australian spirit

The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it

The Australian spirit in action:

Jono: "Hey look a free park bench!"

Stevo: "Nah its bolted down. Lets smash it"

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australian sunburn

When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.

Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...

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Australian kiss

When you and your significant other touch butts together and ram your anuses together repeatedly until the point of concussion

Hey babe, I was watching some Steve Erin earlier, and I think that we should australian kiss right now

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Australian Selfie

A selfie of down under, you know, your private parts.

Kids, stop taking Australian selfies, you never know who will see your phone.

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Australian bushfire

The act of lighing your partners grundle on fire, as a form of trimming down an excess of hair, whilst in the 69 position.

In the event that Your partner has a large thicket, you may want to consider a controlled Australian bushfire

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Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal

“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

“Australian missionary is the best!”

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australian corkscrew

Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.

Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.

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