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When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.
I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.
A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.
A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
The slang for: "a huge penis"
"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"
Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person
I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small
Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
The fancy way of saying "u dum"
John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF
In the middle of the Social Scale.
I'm a socially average kid, Ma'am!