steak and bj day

Steak and BJ day is the male version of valentines day and takes place one month later on March 14th.

Instead of getting flowers and chocolates, you get a steak dinner and a Blowjob! Simples!

Girlfriend: "I'm going out on March 14th, is that ok?"

Boyfriend: "No way, it's steak and BJ day, I wasn't allowed to go out on valentines day! Go to the butchers!"

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bj's and taco bell

Referring to the sex act "69". As the "bj" is obviously a blow job :0 and taco bell is also obviously eating a chick out () . Can be used in school because teachers are idiots.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Nothin much, but last night, man I went to bj's and taco bell.
Teacher: Scuse me young man, what does going to bj's and taco bell mean?
Guy 2: Wow, you really don't know? It means I ate taco bell at a BJ's, obviously.
Teacher: Ohh, I'm obviously an idiot.

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HJ BJ Combo

The act of giving a hand job and blow job at the same time. To use both your mouth and hands at the same time to pleasure a man's penis.

He really enjoys an HJ BJ combo

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BJ WAFA

Derived from: Brad, Joey, and the word WAFA. A rap-group based out of Maple Valley, WA. Started in the winter of 2009, now a very prominent rap-group in the area, making songs primarily with OTA.

n. "BJ WAFA's cool tunes make me wet."

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helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

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Forth of BJ-ly

When you give a blow-job with poprocks in your mouth.

I gave my boyfriend a Forth of BJ-ly last night.

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BJ Chin Kick

When a girl is on her knees and giving your friend a blowjob, you go up and kick her right in the chin so her jaw slams down on his schlong.

Hey, I bj chin kicked Jeremy and Kim last night! He ended up going to the ER because she almost bit his whole schlong off!

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