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Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off
She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party
A scandal w national security implications
Balloon-gate is coming soon.
Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.
If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate