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“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling
Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town
Barney tends to be a great, kind considerate person, who happens to be gifted in looked and intelligence. He’s always there for his friends when they need him, except when they annoy him, he can them come across as a snake, but he means well.
Barney is a guy thats big brain and misunderstood stood as (Barney the dino)
A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.
I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.
totally awesome guy, super kind and athletic, tries his best with everything and likes to help people. Barney is a great listener and even if he can't do anything to help in a situation he always tries to make you feel better. if you ever meet a Barney keep him close
Woah, he's so kind, I bet he's a barney!
An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.
I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.
Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace
Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy
Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number