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A sex act that involves rubbing a large mouth bass (dead or alive) on your partners asshole and immediately licking the bass clean.
Me and Jamie went fishing last night and decided to go bass to mouth with a fish we caught.
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a sexual position where in doggy style the man puts his knee on the small of the womans back, reaches over and fishhooks her and pulls back like he is trying to reel in a fish.
Ray: Hey Evan why is your finger all messed up?
Ben: Oh you didnt hear?!?!?!
Evan: She bit my finger mid bass master.
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A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.
Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!
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Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.
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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...
Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...
Fender Jazz bass
The Fender jazz bass in my opinion is the most classic and reliable bass. Composed of two jazz pickups along with two volume knobs and a master tone, you can virtually take it and make any sound out of it. Great for classic rock through bigger amps.
"What kind of bass does samuel play?" "Oh! He plays a Fender jazz Bass."
The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!
Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?
Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!
Person A: It doesn’t do much.
Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!
Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.
Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.
Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.
Person B: IKR!
The product of having the bass of a song so loud that your hair vibrates into a distinct style.
Known to be the most sexually appealing, glorious, an ultimately badass style; regardless of length.
I came last night from the party rocking some bass hair.
OMG that guy is so hot, check out his bass hair!