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a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter
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The act of sticking a creature of the night, such as a cricket or lizard, inside a woman's vagina. the moment of the animal inside cause pain, yet a glisten of pleasure. Not intended for children under 18.
pleasurepainhornycrazythe caged batcaged batorgasm
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Placing a baseball bat into the anus of the one you love.
I just gave that girl the bat santa!
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'Seriously bro, all I gotta do is throw on a couple Cure records and I'll be exploring Mysteria's Bat Cave in no time.'
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A Festi Bat is when a male partakes in the activity of masturbation during a music festival. Festivals are usually longer than one day although not necessarily so, as Festi Bats have been known to occur at one day festivals such as Stereosonic and Parklife.
Usually undertaken in the extreme heat of the middle of the day, the festi bat is a method of not only achieving a great deal of relief but also killing time until the point at which it becomes acceptable to once again recommence the alcohol and substance abuse that also occurred the previous day(s). Hence the Festi Bat is a valuable and multifaceted music festival tool.
The festi bat is a risky activity due to the fact that it takes place in close proximity to other festivalgoers, usually separated by only a thin piece of nylon, and would bring a great deal of embarrassment to the batsmen should he be caught or heard.
(NB: The Festi Bat is generally frowned upon by female festivalgoers and may decrease the chance of picking up that evening.)
Guy 1: Just had a festi bat, best decision I've ever made.
Guy 2: That is such a good idea, i'm going to go and have a festi bat now. Hopefully by the time I'm done we can start drinking alcohol again.
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Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.
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A Clandestine movie featuring Fall Out Boy.
Pete Wentz is so hot in Release The Bats. Then again he's alway's hot!
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