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Got a bit of the soft crots today.
Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.
Term for a gay orgy with no lube.
"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."
When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.
If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.
All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."
Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"
Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
A soft donald is a sexual act in which a guy unannouncedly clutches a woman's vagina from behind while performing anal sex.
I can't finish anymore unless I sneak in a quick soft donald before I get off!
You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.
When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages
Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”
Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”