bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

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Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

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Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch

A nickname for Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Isn't that the guy called Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch from the show Sherlock?"

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Alcoholic's Bend Me Over

*Derived from: Gershk

A specific sex position created by Qrow Branwen.

Qrow used the good olde Alcoholic's Bend Me Over with Ironwood.

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Bend over and I'll show ya

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

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where the bros at I'm tryna bend

what you say before doing the thug shaker or turbulence

"Where the bros at I'm tryna bend"

"Dude my grandma's right there what the fuck"

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Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

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